Besides, the random nature of quantum physics means that there is always a minuscule, but nonzero, chance of anything occurring, including that the new collider could spit out man-eating dragons.
Now that would be worth the $8 billion it cost to build the thing. Imagine the spike in public interest in science!
In other news, the Tigers staged a dramatic late-inning rally to beat the Twins 11-9. But they still gave up nine runs.
In other other news, Guardian blogger Peter Wright thinks SF fans are okay.